Clearly the face of someone qualified to decide who does and does not go to jail.
Ol' Uncle Ted couldn't even make it to the new year before opening his big yap once more about President Obama, using the President's full name in the passive-aggressive way so many arch-conservatives do, because I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT HIS MIDDLE NAME IS "HUSSEIN" WHICH IS A COMMON AFRICAN NAME BELONGING TO MANY MIDDLE EASTERNERS, ONE OF WHOM WAS A DICTATOR THE USA HAD PROBLEMS WITH!!!!!11 Well, we had problems with Saddam Hussein long after the Republicans the Nuge loves so much sold him a shitload of weapons, but never mind. After all, those same Republicans once sent our troops to fight alongside Osama bin Laden, so I can hardly... hey wait a minute... Osama... Obama... holy shit, WHY HAS NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THIS YET?!?!?!??#e@##$@($
Anyhoo, Ted had captured a fawn in a 3'x3' mesh cage and was jabbing at it with a crudely-carved spear on Dec. 29th when someone with a microphone wandered by and requested "Hey Ted, say something stupid or crazy!" (The preceding sentence is speculation based on logic and past behavior.) Ted generously covered both, with the following quote:
"I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up."Hokay. Wow. Ted? You can't be thrown in jail for being a Communist, Ted. Even if the President was one (which he isn't), there's simply nothing illegal about it. You're allowed to believe whatever you want to believe in America, Ted, and I know that causes you no end of grief. If you're looking to live in a country that throws people in the slammer for having political beliefs contrary to the majority, you should probably move to, oh, say... China. You may recognize China as the home of that Mao guy you seem so horrified by yet whom you seem to be channeling. You fucking idiot.